psychohannahlyze:

percypeetapotterfan:

fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

image

DID THE PERCY JACKSON FANDOM JUST HIGHJACK A POST???

you better believe we fucking did

(Source: hashtaglmao)


Reblog this
637,408 notes   -   Posted 1 day ago

mostflogged:

lekswinterisdyslexic:

danplasmius:

gender-ikari:

harpyholidays:

bookerdewitt:

antique-arthur:

the-fact-rat:

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins
1. Stupidity
2. Pretentiousness
3. Solipsism
4. Self-deceit
5. Herd conformity
6. Lack of perspective
7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies
8. Counterproductive pride
9. Lack of aesthetics
That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

i’m 3 seconds away from becoming a Satanist whoops
Reblog this
267,558 notes   -   Posted 2 days ago

sirderpington:

hellwhip:

l0vingl-y:

fucking-radic4l:

unwinona:

sydalready:

My cat started doing this to wake me up.

oh hell no

that is not a cat that is a jungle creature

whO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT THING WAS A CAT

This is terrifying

THAT CAT IS HALF THE SIZE OF THAT DOOR HELL NO
Reblog this
416,822 notes   -   Posted 2 days ago

  • Homework: A
  • Classwork: A
  • Project: A
  • Test: F
  • Final grade: F
Reblog this
253,385 notes   -   Posted 2 days ago

safety-officer-barto:

lithuania:

is this riza hawkeye

that’s riza hawkeye
Reblog this
6,089 notes   -   Posted 2 days ago

Reblog this
5,389 notes   -   Posted 2 days ago

yeahwriters:

theparadoxymoron:

queerqueerspawn:

What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.

Much dead.

-Shakespeare


Reblog this
167,905 notes   -   Posted 3 days ago

drunkdilf:

das right bitch step ur motherf*cking christmas card game up 
Reblog this
100,328 notes   -   Posted 3 days ago

Reblog this
475,281 notes   -   Posted 3 days ago

Reblog this
136,899 notes   -   Posted 3 days ago

Theme made by Max davis.